All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Picture it me...sleeping soundly.
*Ring ring ring* Answering machine picks up....my friend proceeds to leave the LONGEST MESSAGE EVER about absolutely NOTHING. I fall back asleep. *BARK BARK BARK* Fucking landscapers! Shit. I run outside and pick up all the dog shit lickety splittly so that those fuckers don't refuse to cut my lawn again. Well by then I am really fucking awake...and in a great mood to boot so I am going to start my daily routine of reading diaries, leaving comments, lather, rinse, repeat....*LICK LICK LICK* "Goddamnit Stewart knock it off."
A few minutes later *LICK LICK LICK* "Fuck Grommit....knock it off." Not less than a minute later *LICK LICK LICK* "Alright did you FUCKERS not get the memo about my disdain for licking noises? Knock it the fuck off. What the fuck are you licking anyways?"
