only three sides of the kitchen table are occupied
reference is made to dorothy being a substitute school teacher
sophia says "picture it...sicily..."
rose tells a story about st. olef
blanche makes a reference to sex
if blanche says "big daddy"
the "girls" earings are extremely big and tacky
a reference is made to a dead or ex-husband
someone says "shut up rose"
the "girls" eat cheese cake
someone is in a robe
reference to shady pines
blanche lies about her age
someone mentions the lanai
take three drinks if:
someone from empty nest shows up
sophia gets laid
one of the children comes to visit
there's a flashback
dorothy has a date
someone wears an evening gown
someone mentions dorothy's cross dressing brother
someone is in the hospital
pound it if:
someone gets married
someone dresses like a nun