All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
I am geared all up for Oscar night. I am totally ready to get my recap on. Prepare yourselves people. I might even get a little tipsy....and that will make it more fun. Right? I just hope that Al Pacino has rid himself of the rat tail because otherwise I might have to fly down to LA, stalk him and cut that motherfucker off. I mean if you are going to sport long hair at least try and look as cool as Mofo. No rat tails, no mullets....got it Al? I don't care if you were Scarface...I don't care if you were in the Godfather. Some things are unacceptable.
I am hoping that the Tranny pug is going home tomorrow. This dog is the grossest thing ever. Seriously, her dick is always hanging out, she eats weird shit all the time, and in general she is just a weird dog. She just is. I usually love all dogs but this one...is just icky. She needs to go home. Usually I am down with trannies...but I am not down with trannies who eat their own feces.
