So here are some random thoughts:
Duh! LOTR won special effects.
Is it me or is Peter Jackson just one big episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy waiting to happen?
Jennifer Garner-I love you. You are very buff. But what the fuck is up with those Peppermint Patty bangs you have going on there?
I love Blake Edwards movies. We should really get the Pink Panther movies on DVD.
Scarlett Johnansen-Let me share some Oscar etiquette with you: DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS WHILE PRESENTING AN AWARD.
Yo! Elvis is in the house...no wait that is just the LOTR makeup guy.
Oh Sandra Bullock...oh no you didn't. What is that dress? It looks like a little girls dress up clothes vomited.
Whoa documentary guy...Simma down now. Simma down.
I love Mitch and Mickey.
Oh Will! Oh Jack! OH WILL!! OH JACK!!! This is a man sandwich I can get in between...Ladies are you hearing me!!??
Alright...if something had to beat A Mighty Wind I am glad it was Annie Lennox because she deserves it.
Oh Uma...oh no...what is that? Is that a dress? Is that a komono? It that a robe?
Shaggy Tobey....Poor Saladwhore.
Yeah see that is about it....boring. Maybe this year just was boring. Maybe I didn't drink enough beer....who the fuck knows?