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Dr. Full of Crap

2004-02-28 & 8:29 p.m.


Seriously you Dr. Phil lovers...how do you do it?

*woman crying* "Dr. Phil, please help me. My husband refuses to make love to me. He won't touch me. I think he doesn't love me."

Dr. Phil yelling: "You're husband doesn't love you because you are fat. You need to stop being fat and he will love you again."

*woman crying* "Dr. Phil, I am so depressed. I try to go out on dates with men but I am shy. I can't seem to meet people."

Dr. Phil yelling: "Noone wants to go out with you because you are fat. You need to read my book and start my diet and then people will love you."

*woman crying* "Dr. Phil, my husband left me for a younger woman. I am a single mom struggling with my 3 kids. My kids are out of control and they miss their father. Please help me."

Dr. Phil: "Your husband left you because you are fat and ugly. We need to get you gastric bypass surgery and a makeover. Then you need to read my book."

Seriously...that is pretty much a recap of every episode of Dr. Phil ever.



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