Fuck you Slang. Get out of here.

I am bored. I watched Arthur. It was great. I love Dudley Moore. He is hot for someone who is only 5'2". But I sort of have a short guy thing. I like short guys. I am short myself so short guys fit me like a glove. Tall man and short woman no fit together, Confucious say. That said the husband is 6 foot gigantic. Go figure. Funny enough that he is traditionally not my type. But he grew on me.....like a fungus.

Dear Papa John,

I love your pizza. I love that you deliver and that I can order your pizza online. Therefore I do not mind calling you papa. Normally I reserve that for the person who supplied the sperm to my mothers egg but in your case I will make an exception due to the most excellentness of your pizza and its accompanying garlic sauce.

Love,

Courtney

Hey Ladies...yet another reason I love me some Hal Sparks....

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