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Do I really look like Natalie Maines?

2004-02-18 & 5:12 p.m.


I think my ears are more cavernous than the average ear. I have to Q-tip (GASP!) these bad boys out at least 3 times a day because they are feeling all liquidy. It is all rather annoying. I am considering ear canal shortening surgery. (Does this exist?) Must research....


So someone else called me "the fat Dixie Chick" today. This brings the count of people...mostly old people...who think I look like Natalie Maines to 12. Some old guy at the Madison Park Bakery (yes I was getting MORE thumbprint cookies with the raspberry jam in them.) tapped me on the shoulder and said,"You know you look exactly like that girl from the Dixie Chicks...you know the fat one? Natalie...yeah that's her name"

What do you all think?



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