All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
So in my life there are certain things that random different people always say to me. The most common is, "You are like a walking encyclopedia. You know everything." Tonight, Devian said it to me. I cannot tell you how many people say this to me. Too bad I cannot use my powers for good, only evil. "I've been a frikkin evil doctor for 30 frikkin years, okay?" MWAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Why do people with really shitty cars always seem to drive like idiots? I am not talking just an older car. I am talking the shit box cars with like 3 different color doors. The liscense is hanging off by one bolt. There are bobbleheads in the rear view window. The driver is smoking. They cut you off and their terrible exhaust blows into your vents. You all know what I am talking about. And if it is you...GET A NEW FUCKING CAR OR GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD!
