All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Yep, that was me.
Damn you cold weather. I came to Chicago with beautiful luxurious soft skin. Now I am a fucking crocodile complete with scales. It is so fucking dry here that I need to just sit in a giant vat of lotion. Better yet...I need to just have Hal Sparks or Dane Cook rubbing the lotion into me while they are wearing nothing but loincloths. Yeah...that's what I need.
It is funny what habits your parents develop once you leave the house. One of my dad's habits developed since we have left the house is keeping the Playboys in the bathroom rather than hidden in various locations around the house.
