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"Suitcase Mode"

2004-02-04 & 8:14 a.m.


So I know everyone has their panties all up in a bunch wondering if they are going to have to do without me for the entire time I am in Chicago. Have no fear for neither rain nor sleet nor gloom of night shall keepth me from my appointed rounds. As I posted in the comments section of my last entry, of course my parents have the internet. How else would my dad get free porn?


In the meantime, my mom informs me that my dad will be picking me up from the airport in the Acura RSX that they recently bought. She said,"Keep and eye out for it. It is a Black Acura." I told her,"I will just keep an eye out for the middle age balding man who looks like a tool driving an Acura sportscar that 19 year old girls drive."

She didn't even respond to that comment.


The animals are in what I like to call "suitcase mode". Where they sniff the suitcase every couple of minutes and then walk over to me and try to sit on my lap. Right now Charlie is sitting on my lap, Baby Cat and Neo are sitting by the computer and Grommit and Stewart are by my feet. I think Brynn would be around me too but she discovered that I put a few new toys out for her.(As a sorry mommy is leaving peace offering in an attempt to keep her from driving the husband crazy while I am gone.)


If you ever wondered why I am the way I am, you need not look farther than my family. I have recieved the following IM's from my sister in the past few days. (Just random out of the blue....)

Sister: I have gas.

and

Sister: I have no pants on.



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