All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
I had to go to the post office and express mail something after my appointment. I completely blanked about the eye dilating thing and therefore had to go to the post office blind. I looked so retareded trying to fill out the express mail form without being able to see what I was doing. I had to ask the post office lady to fill it in for me. I also had to attempt to enter my pin number in the key pad. I think it scared the shit out of her when she saw me get into my car and drive away after my blind ass left the post office. I at least felt better about the whole bumbling blind lady thing because I looked so good in my new boots. See...good fashion cures all woes.
All of the peices are intact mostly for me to live the rest of my life as Karen Walker from Will and Grace.
1. I have my gay best friend, Devian. Who even though he is dreaming about pussy is "gayer than a picnic basket." (And I love that I can say that and he will know what that means.)
2. Gin is starting to taste good.
3. I have a killer rack.
4. I don't have a job...or at least not one that matters.
Now all I need....
1. More money.
2. A maid
3. More Vicodin
4. A Louis Vuitton purse...in the mean time my Kate Spade will have to substitute.
Is it just me or does that "rar ro rar ro" type riff in Britney's new song make you homicidal?
The perfect cheer ala Craig and Ariana from SNL for lady-malfoy for adding me as a fave and because she has the cutest new puppy in the whole world. (Mine not included.)
Salad-Ho, I am so pissed because Doug Wilson is going to be at the Seattle IKEA on Saturday. AND I AM GOING TO BE IN CHICAGO!!!!!! Dammit with a side of shit! I love Doug. Love with a capital L, remove the ceiling fan.
