All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Me: That is the decoy butter.
Husband: Decoy butter?
Me: Yeah the other butter is in the witness protection program.
So I was cat whoring this morning. I love my client to death and consider her a close friend. BUT....when you tell me 8:45 am...I take that to mean that you would like me to be at your house at 8:45 am. Therefore, it confuses me when you call me at 8:40 am on my cell phone while I am ON MY WAY to your house and ask me where I am. In the future, if you want me to be there at 8:40 am, tell me to be there at 8:40 am, okay?
Big sloppy pug kisses to meli-belly and powerofduck for adding me as a favorite.
