Partially Crazy With a Chance of Hysterics

So Anime porn.....what is the point?

2004-01-29 & 9:48 a.m.

I am not a Days fan, not one bit. But because I am involved in watching another soap opera, One Life to Live, and I recieve not one, not two but 3 different soap opera magazines, I am blessed with the knowledge of what is going on on every single soap opera. So Marlena, murderer, but brainwashed by Stefano...so this woman is supposed to be Days strongest female character?? How come her ass gets all brainwashed? Or possessed by the devil? Has this woman no free will? ANd how many times is Stefano gonna brainwash people to do shit before they do something about him? (Didn't he brainwash Hope into thinking she was Princess Gina or some shit like that?) Anyways I am only speaking with partial knowledge of Days and I cannot help but harbor some animosity towards it because it is better than my soap opera, always wins awards and is on at the same time as my soap opera in many time zones. I have to give props to Days because they keep characters around and write stories for them. My soap sucks about that. As soon as you hit 40 on my soap, you might as well die. My soap opera thinks that the way to get ratings and win awards is to infuse the storylines with younger, prettier characters. Hello!! You won the Emmy the year you focused most on Viki, Asa, Rae, Nora, Bo and going back to the roots of OLTL. Now you fuckin' suck and I can barely stand to watch. I have been a fan for 20 years and I can barely watch anymore. It sucks...

(Did I just ramble on about soap operas?) So how much do I want to kick Paula and Randy out of the room, knock those Coca Cola glasses off the table and make mad passionate love to Simon in the audition room?

Also....how much do I want to walk into OZ naked and have some hot prison action with O'Reilley, Beecher and Alvarez?

Okay enough about that. So we all know that Brynnonna is a ~~pug~~ pointer who thinks she is a pug. So she tries to sleep in this little bed of Charlie's that is way smaller than her. This is one of those times when I wish I had a digital camera because it is so funny to watch this 40 pound dog try to squeeze into a tiny little bed.

The husband is taking the car today because he "overslept". (I have a strong suspicion he just didn't want to take the bus today....) So I am going to be stuck home all day with nowhere to go. Maybe I will clean the closet of doom that I talked about cleaning a month ago and never did. Now I really have to because I have to have clothing to take to Chicago. The husband insists that I clean the closet before I go and he is right...just don't tell him I said that. I cannot do what I normally do when the closet is so messy I can't find anything. And what is it that I do then?? I buy new clothes instead of cleaning the closet to find the clothes I already own. Well I cannot afford to do that now so I must tackle that closet. MUST CLEAN CLOSET!!!

So Anime porn.....what is the point? Cartoon fucking just doesn't do it for me. And the sexual tension between Daffy and Bugs...ugh! You know Daffy wants to tap that bunny ass...

Fuck this...I'm going back to bed...I still have to watch the Real World and Osbournes I taped the other night.

I think I want to go visit my childhood home while I am home....wanna see a picture of it???

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