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I am a gay man trapped in a womans body...

2004-01-29 & 6:11 p.m.


Clearly it is as Devian and I assumed and I really am a gay man trapped in a womans body. It is either that or I am hanging out with gay men and watching too many gay things because I am now starting to dream as a gay man. Now I am sure that Devian and Demi-orphan are finding this hilarious....


Why does butter have to be a stupid whore and not spread well on toast? I am desparately in need of a trip to the grocery store but I did not get to go today becase the husband took the car. So I had to use stick butter for my toast rather than the nice spreadable butter in a container.


Did I clean the closet? NO. Why not? Because I have 4 more days until I go to Chicago so clearly Thursday is not last minute enough for my procrastination side. I must wait until at least Sunday in order to be a true procrastinator. I will probably at least fold the laundry because the husband seemed like that would make him happy.


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