All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
When I lived in Chicago, it was clear what season it was especially to the dogs. I could set my internal seasonal clock to their shedding. Here in Washington the weather gods cannot decide what season they want it to be. My dogs are eternally confused thus leaving my floor covered in hair. It will be ass tightenly cold here and they start to bulk up their coats. Suddenly it is like 70 degrees outside and they lose hair like mofos. But then the next day, it starts to snow again. I know the dogs internal clock is like, "What the fuck? I just shed yesterday." If only I could recycle the hair, you know save it and then put it back on them when they need it. And don't they know that I have jackets for all of them to wear outside when it is cold. It really is not necessary for them to grow a new coat of fur everytime it gets cold. That is what polar fleece is for.
Can I get a round of applause for jaspieuk for adding me to his favorites? Hell give him a standing ovation because getting added to favorites lists makes me happier than a college student who just found a dollar on the street.
Speaking of being happy about finding money, I have 35 dollars to my name until Thursday or Friday thanks to Bank of Ass screwing up my account again. When I cancel an electronic withdrawl 3 months ago, there really is no need to withdraw those funds every month and then put them back 5 days later. And I know you are the one in error, Bank of Ass because the company who was electronically withdrawing the funds cancelled the action from their end months ago. So my bank account thinks I have negative 600 dollars until Thursday. Later today I will see how far 35 dollars will get me...I need gas and some food. I may have to pump my car full of some swill from Arco instead of the Chevron Premium with Techron it is used to. Desparate times call for desparate measures. Ramen and Mac and Cheese anyone?
