All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Me: Natalie Maines.
LOL: No...the other one.
Me: I think it is Natalie Maines.
LOL: Well maybe. Anyways you look like her.
Me: Thanks.
Hello, Hi there people doing covers of some of my favorite songs...I would like you to get my permission in the future. Thank you very much! No Courtney Love, I do not want to hear Hole's version of Gold Dust Woman.
FREE TO A GOOD HOME: 40 lb. Highly energetic pointer. will retrieve balls from the lake even if you don't throw them. steals food from your plate. attacks poor helpless geriatric dogs. barks at the phone ringing and doorbells on television. rips the stuffing out of all stuffed animals that cross her path. shits about 60 pounds of shit a month. submissively urinates. can sit, shake, speak and do 3/4 of roll over. steals food from the other dogs. has really high pitched whine that hits the spot in your eardrums that makes you want to commit murder.
GOD I LOVE MY DOG!
