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Midgets and Dildos, Take 3

2004-01-14 & 4:15 p.m.


Hi Mom, next time you call me I don't want to hear you and Dad talking about midgets with dildos. I know we are close but there are some things that when spoken between parent and child cause psychological damage. Thanks.

Recently, while I have been typing my diary entries I have been typing mush instead of much. The spell checker of course doesn't pick this up. Goddamnit, husband can't you develop a spell checker that knows what I am trying to say. Which reminds me, all people who want the spell checker email me at [email protected]. You need to have a few specs to use it though...

Internet Explorer 5.0 or greater

Word 2000 or greater

Windows

I will send it to you in a zip file. Unzip it into C:Program FilesHTML Spell Check. The husband also put a Shortcut to the desktop in there for you if you would like it. I put the shortcut on my desktop for easy use. Basically it looks a lot like notepad but it has a spell checker that filters out HTML tags. I have not encountered any problems with it yet. The husband and I fiddled with it a little last night and it worked well. But if you do encounter any problems once I send it to you...just email me.

I was taking a survey by my wonderful friend, Devian, and it reminded me of the old television lineup on Saturday nights that my Grandma and I used to watch. Does anyone else remember old television lineups? I remember watching 227, Amen, The Golden Girls, Empty Nest and Sisters. I still remember all the words to the theme songs from 227 and Amen. And who was Sela Ward before Sisters besides a bit player in a Shelley Long movie called, Hello Again. I actually like this movie despite my general disdain for Shelley Long. I mean come on...you leave Cheers to make Troop Beverly Hills. Afterwards Cheers was never the same, however this could be because of my Kirstie Alley feelings.

I think ex-stripper convinced me to read "Wicked" first because she said they are making it into a musical. So I will read it so I can see the musical. I love me some musicals.

I am going to go shower now and go to the store to buy some food. A girls gotta eat.


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