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Oh the joys of marriage

2004-01-11 & 9:21 p.m.


Random things spoken between the husband and I today:

Me: I hate us.

TH: Why?

Me: Because you are wearing khakis and a sweater and I look like a GAP ad and we are in our SUV on the way to Costco.


TH: Why were you making turkey gobble noises?

Me: Because she likes them.


TH: Noone needs candy. Especially that much candy.

Me: I do.

Cashier at Costco: (looks at case of industrial sized tampons) She needs it.


Me: I want that cat tree.

TH: But its 85 dollars. There are so many other ways I could spend that.

Me: If you weren't here, I'd buy it and tell you it only cost 50 bucks.

TH: And I'd know you were lying and automatically double it because every time you say,'It only cost...' I automatically double it in my head.

Me: I love how our marriage is based on trust and understanding.


(While viewing the amazing blow up playyard at Costco.)

Me: I want that. It would fit in our backyard.

TH: Hell yeah it would.

Me: Let's get it.

TH: Alright.

(We didn't get it...but damn I wanted to jump around in that thing. I would probably sleep in it too.)


Me: I am really good at poker.

TH: That is because you are a good liar and cheater.


Me: (after TH burned the spaghetti) You should have put olive oil in there so it didn't stick to the bottom.

TH: (in a mocking tone) Well I didn't put olive oil in the bottom...it would have not been burned if I didn't have to be in here cooking it.

Me: Yeah...damn woman get in the kitchen and make me a pot pie.


(After watching True Life:I'm Obsessed With My Dog)

Me: I am way more obsessed with my dogs than any of these people.

TH: I know dear.

Me: Well except maybe the poodle woman.

TH: Whatever you say dear. I just wish I would have known what I was getting into when I met you.

Me: You knew about the Pooh.

TH: Yeah but I only thought it would be him not 9 of them.


TH: (After finishing about 2 lbs of spaghetti with chicken parmagiana) I am such a pig. And you can put that in your diary too.


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