Partially Crazy With a Chance of Hysterics

Plan B?

2003-12-12 & 11:08 a.m.

So the loud sex plan did not work out as I planned last night. By the time I got to the bedroom, at 1:30 am, the husband was asleep. Because, you see, some people have these things called jobs and they have to wake up in the morning and go to work. Strange, huh?

I do not know if Diaryland is contagious but I think I got a cold from reading DiscotheKid, SixWeasels and TranceJen. But I don't have anywhere to go so I will sit here and drown myself in Nyquil. And keep blowing my nose until my ears pop.

Silent Bite (Sung to Silent Night)

(A Doggy Christmas Carol)

Silent Bite

Whole-ee Bite

All is gone

Throat feels tight

Christmas goodie on countertop left

I, in a weakness, commited the theft

Swallowed all in one peice

And here is some Stewie and Grommit for y'all.

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