All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Dick: It's the new Belle and Sebastian--
Rob: It's a record we've been listening to and enjoying, Barry.
Barry: Well, that's unfortunate, because it sucks ass! -High Fidelity
OH MY GOD...all I have to say is FUCK my laptop and the stupid mousepad on it. This is the second fucking time I have typed an entire entry only to push something and have it be erased. It also pisses me off because I am entirely sure that I cannot replicate the literary genius of a few moments ago.
I am sure that my neighbors wear wooden shoes. They walk louder than any other fucking people on the entire planet. Our ceiling shakes. I do not understand that either because they are freakishly tiny people. The wife looks like an elf or something and the husband is only about 5 foot 5 or so. But they fucking stomp when they walk. It makes our chandelier shake. If we laugh too loud they come down and complain. I do not complain about the constant state of "earthquakedness" being inflicted upon me by their stomping.
I bathed all the dogs today. All six of them. What you say..?? I only have 4 dogs..ah...but there are 2 extras because I am petsitting and those 2 smelled so badly like old lady perfume and cigarettes I had to bathe them. While I bathed dogs the husband cleaned the house. (Don't faint...) Bathing 6 dogs may not seem like a lot of work but it is. My arms and back ache. I am exhausted.
Christmas decorations might go up tomorrow...I have big plans....
