- Elaine, to Jerry, in "The Rye"
UGH!!!! So I board other peoples dogs at my house from time to time for extra money. (Don't worry this is leading somewhere...) So anyways I had some dogs come today and their owners dropped them off in a hurry and rushed the heck out of here. About 5 minutes later they came back to my door with a scowl on their faces. (I was a little freaked out that I may have done something..? Being as though they were "new" clients.) Turns out they locked their keys in the car...and it is parked in my driveway. YAY!!!! So they had someone come pick them up so they can go to get the other key or something but meanwhile I am trapped in my house and I need to go to the bank so badly....I have a check I need to deposit so I do not go into overdraft and it is already 4:40...AHH!! I swear I have the shittiest luck!!!