All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
So I am killing time until we go see "A Mighty Wind" performed live tonight. I am excited. I love all of the "mockumentary" movies they make like Best in Show, This is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman. It is pretty cool because the husband suprised me with tickets. And the husband never suprises me. EVER! I had actually resigned myself to the fact that he would never suprise me.
I read a bunch of diaries and updated my favorites today. One thing I do not understand is..why I do not get some Diaryland love every now and then...? I am funny (or delusional about my funniness.) I only have 3 people who list me as a fave. :( Woe is me..noone likes me. That is the story of me attention seeking exaggerating life. Even last night at volleyball all the guys traded me over to the other team because some skinny girl with big boobs came to play. Horny bastards. I wish Tara the other loud mouth woman on my team was there to call them on it with me. They were all drooling so much we had to stop the game and mop the floor. And just to make things more fun she'll come back to play next week too. I can hardly contain my excitement. I no longer wonder why women get so catty...it is because you guys out there are such filthy disgusting beasts when it comes to a good looking woman. I should have called all their wives so they could come down and see how they were behaving.
I should go blow dry my hair before it dries in a Flock of Seagulls sort of style.
