Yep I am a Cancer. (am not in prison though).
So I just checked my email and I get this email from some 38 year old guy who thinks is is cool to speak in medieval. He tells me that he wants to meet me for discreet sex. He assures me that he will "pleaseth" me. (I am so not kidding nor exaggerating about this) He said he gathered from reading my profile (which one??) that I am open to such an encounter. (The only profiles I have that I can think of are yahoo, diaryland, and aol. I reviewed them and could find no way in which someone would think that I wanted discreet encounters nor that I enjoyed being spoken to in medieval tongue.) My husband assured me it was probably junk mail. Which it probably was. He also cautioned me about being so open on the internet all the time.
IM dialogue to follow:
*Husband: Probably junk mail or something.
obsessedwithQAF: but he addressed me by name in it...?
Husband: I've been addressed by name in junk mail.
obsessedwithQAF: (although I do give out my name to basically anyibe whilst I am surfing)
Husband: You do, you don't give a shit about privacy.
obsessedwithQAF: that should read anyone. see what I get for trying to not look at the keys whilst I am typing.
Husband: You're probably like... "oh, I will be at this and this place at 3pm on Friday"
*changed husbands screenname because he is paranoid about privacy.
Anyways I will however take his advice and be more guarded maybe. Not that I am going to stop anything I am doing currently I am just going to be more suspicious.
Either way that email made me laugh and I am always one for a good laugh.
I doth thinketh that I shall talk medieval for the rest of the day!