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2005-08-10 - Wilted Tulip
2005-05-27 - "Mullets of America: Step Away From this Femme"
2005-05-11 - Iím the dyke who will give it to you
2005-05-04 - Trail Mix
2005-04-27 - Can I be random?
2005-04-20 - "These are the people in my neighborhood"
2005-04-04 - I love Gary Gulman
2005-03-30 - Queso Natural Cheddar Suave
2005-03-27 - The One With The Top Fives
2005-03-22 - Whomever vomited in my shoe yesterday
2005-03-17 - Lots of shit happened
2005-02-26 - Studio
2005-02-12 - DOG EATIN' SALAD
2005-02-09 - Banana on a Silver Platter
2005-02-09 - I think that is all for now
2005-01-31 - You are a woman, not Groucho Marx
2005-01-29 - This entry will only make sense if you have heard Chickenman by The Indigo Girls
2005-01-26 - Bible tells me that sloth and gluttony are indeed sins
2005-01-25 - Swill called "Light Beer".
2005-01-19 - Don't Make Me Get The Hose!
2005-01-16 - With ho energy to do what you do
2005-01-16 - Nah I am just hungry
2005-01-13 - Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
2005-01-10 - The next day I drove home
2005-01-05 - History of Us
2005-01-04 - Uh...Yeah that's right
2005-01-04 - I am the BITCHMASTER
2005-01-03 - My Farkin' Thumb
2005-01-02 - I aim high.....
2004-12-29 - Fargin' sheeite
2004-12-28 - I am grasping at the funny straws
2004-12-21 - Today is another "Starkville" day...
2004-12-20 - This chick walks into a bar......
2004-12-14 - 2004 in a candy coated blog shell
2004-12-14 - This Girl Knows How To Have Fun....
2004-12-08 - Ton of Bricks
2004-12-07 - Pooh
2004-12-07 - Pooh
2004-12-04 - R.I.P. Holy Red DVM Shirt
2004-12-01 - Drivelly Drivelness
2004-12-01 - No mullet is gonna tap this ass.
2004-11-29 - A Grandma Story
2004-11-25 - Turkey with a side of SUCK
2004-11-18 - I love my job....
2004-11-15 - Uhh...like a title and stuff...
2004-11-10 - The Happy Couple
2004-11-10 - The set was so beautiful that God opened the clouds and looked down upon it from the Heavens and a gospel chorus sang a hymn to its beauty.
2004-11-06 - Put It In A Blender
2004-11-03 - Think of the Kittens
2004-11-02 - WAX BUSH 2004
2004-11-01 - Is the prize worth the rocky ride?
2004-11-01 - The Box Outside The Door
2004-10-31 - 'Cause rock is cool but the struggle is better
2004-10-29 - Bono can't count
2004-10-27 - Colored
2004-10-21 - Long winded but worth it......aka this is what happens when you never update
2004-10-13 - America's Next Top Model
2004-10-13 - No use cryin' over bruised knees
2004-10-09 - "WE" vs. "ME"
2004-10-05 - Mormon, smormon
2004-10-04 - It's Baaaaaaaack........
2004-09-28 - A New Member of the Family
2004-09-27 - Shit that is pissing me off.....
2004-09-22 - Nuggets
2004-09-22 - Pass the Milk of Magnesia
2004-09-19 - The Emmys
2004-09-17 - Letters
2004-09-11 - Let It Be Me
2004-09-09 - So Long Asshat.......
2004-09-08 - I hate flying....
2004-08-31 - The Neverending Story
2004-08-30 - "His flowing melodies are really enjoyable to us....."
2004-08-29 - ANIMAL PICTURE EXTRAVAGANZA
2004-08-28 - Reason my neighbor is a tool number 5678:
2004-08-28 - Pudding Wrestling
2004-08-25 - Isle of Lesbos
2004-08-25 - Why Don't Lesbians Carry Purses?
2004-08-24 - Can I watch?
2004-08-24 - The truth....so help me....god?
2004-08-18 - Uh...Like....Yeah....and Stuff.......
2004-08-10 - Dear Earth
2004-08-05 - It's just self preservation
2004-07-29 - I need a nap.........
2004-07-26 - How was this weekend?
2004-07-21 - "Canada: Land of the Missing Second Row"
2004-07-21 - Welcome to Why the Church has died
2004-07-21 - I'm working on putting this all into words......
2004-07-21 - Not yet.......
2004-07-21 - Road Trippin'
2004-07-15 - Bloody stumps and Diarrhea....woohoo!
2004-07-13 - I am not one of those crazies.
2004-07-12 - RIP Weezy
2004-07-12 - I also blame Peirce Brosnan
2004-07-11 - Bucket of Yuk
2004-07-09 - The entry in which it all seems to come back to Willy Wonka and the Chocolcate Factory
2004-07-08 - Ain't it the shits?
2004-07-05 - God, I hate my neighbor.
2004-07-04 - My "mini memoirs"
2004-07-03 - Goddamn I am bored....
2004-07-03 - "I was born under the sign of Cancer..."
2004-07-02 - "Ask me and I'm there because I care"
2004-07-01 - WOOHOO
2004-06-30 - Of Vaginas.......
2004-06-29 - I promise I won't want to shower with you until at least the second day....
2004-06-28 - "No Way Mothafuckah....."
2004-06-25 - My Diaryland Trading Card
2004-06-25 - Get Low
2004-06-23 - Sound Bytes....
2004-06-23 - A few things.....
2004-06-23 - Gold Dabloons
2004-06-15 - Love
2004-06-14 - Dramarama
2004-06-12 - Second Verse Same as the First......
2004-06-11 - Notes
2004-06-08 - Fuck its hot
2004-06-07 - Giving up
2004-06-07 - Exaggeration
2004-06-07 - "Burrito!"
2004-06-04 - I am pretty....oh so pretty......
2004-06-03 - Operation Hot Tan Pink Haired Courtney
2004-06-02 - Aesthetics
2004-06-02 - Oh, toenails not cut right.
2004-06-01 - Strange things that probably only someone like me or well me would do that normal people would not do:
2004-06-01 - She's BAAAAAAACCCKKKKK!

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