Bible tells me that sloth and gluttony are indeed sins
2005-01-26 & 7:56 p.m.
and I can honestly say that despite the fact that I dragged my cellulite laden ass to the gym, I am still the laziest mothafucker up in hurr.
I was up til 1 am last night watching the Ashlee Simpson show marathon on MTV. There is a new episode on tonight and it is the one where she does SNL. The other television watching plan for the evening is of course, American Idol and King of Queens.
I woke up at like 8:30 cause Soon to be ex husband came home from his girlfriend's house and made A LOT of noise that woke THE DOG. And once THE DOG has awoken, it is impossible for THE HUMAN to continue sleeping because DOGS have this horrible sense of urgency all the time. Fuck the allergen free dogs, can someone breed a dog with patience?
I am hungry right now and I am unsure if I should eat yet another Chik patty. (Morning Star Farms is my bitch) Or if I should make something a little more extravagant......which of course just means something made from a box.
I spent most of the day lying in bed, posting on Vortex, watching Judging Amy and sleeping. YAY for me. I decided at like 4:30 that I should drag my ass to the gym because the Bible tells me that sloth and gluttony are indeed sins.
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