All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
So long to the late night calls from you because OTHER dogs are barking. Farewell to your rules and regulation committee, notebook weilding ass.
I just want to bid you a fond farewell and a fond FUCK you. I will miss you asking to come into our yard to use our hose spicket and then 2 days later we get a letter from the HOA telling us we need to repair the "extensive pet damages" to our yard. I will miss you calling Animal Control because I am running a "shelter" out of my home. I will miss seeing you scrubbing your Jesus fish with a toothbrush like a good little Christian. You're an asshole and if I made you at all unhappy while you lived here, then that makes me happier than ANYTHING has ever made me happy in my ENTIRE life.
