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Isle of Lesbos

2004-08-25 & 9:27 p.m.


Devian wants an update. I don't have that much to say.....

Funny...I am sitting here watching the Olympique. They are doing a peice on the island of Lesbos. Come out of the closet and you realize the Lesbos are EVERYWHERE.

Because of my lack of anything genius to say right now I will let Margaret Cho speak for me:

I would rather have a gay child. If you have a gay son, you know he's not gonna be shooting up his high school. That would get in the way of yearbook.

[on having a gay child] And the Three Wise Drag Queens would come, bearing gifts of 1000-thread count sheets, hair products by Frederic Fekkai, and a copy of the Immaculate Collection.

I would be happy to have a gay child. He would be a Boy Scout, and he would teach all the other Boy Scouts how to build a fire with two sticks and a back-handed compliment.

[My gay child] would be a soldier, and he would change the slogan from "Don't ask, don't tell" to "Don't fuck with me, queen!!"


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