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Can I watch?

2004-08-24 & 4:42 p.m.


Things that people say when they find out you are a lesbian:

"So are you like gonna stop shaving now?"

"You wanna be a ditchliker, aye?"

"I kinda figured. I mean you like the Indigo Girls and all..."

"Uh...like....duh."

"So who got the toaster?"

"So what you're a dyke. Congratu-fucking-lations."

"Take that watch off. What are you trying to look butch?"

"You have to watch the L-Word now. It is so your life right now."

"It's just a phase. I mean look at Anne Heche."

"I mean...are you sure? Cause like you were talking about how hot guys were. If you were a lesbian, wouldn't you like not think guys are hot and stuff?"

"You just haven't experienced the right penis yet."

"Where can I get a PFLAG bumper sticker?"

and my personal favorite.....

"Can I watch?"


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