All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
1) Shower dance to Michael Jackson's Thriller album. (while singing of course)
2) Make a poster for my volleyball team. We are called Thursday's Crew. We play on Tuesday. Our motto is " 'Cause Everyday is Thursday". I also made up a fake quote from a fake as far as I know magazine entitled "Volleyball Quarterly." The quote is, "Better than watching a bunch of drunk monkeys play volleyball. Well okay, not really." I also drew Beavis and Butthead on there. Butthead is saying, "Volleyball is cool cause you score and stuff. Volleyball chicks are hot. They wear kneepads." Beavis says, "Yeah....score. Yeah...hot."
3) Color said poster in with crayons.
4) Pull up to Arby's Drive Thru and demand to talk to the Oven Mitt. Get defensive when the drive thru personnel insists that the Oven Mitt doesn't really exist.
5) Really want to get ordained as Reverend Uncle Bob just did. How cool would that be?
6) Decide that Puss N Boots from Shrek 2 is the perfect husband for Tucca and once she gets her strength back I shall marry them in a civil service. "Cause we all know them gays gettin' married is just gonna make people marry their animals." (Although I am suspecting that the Redneck who uttered that did not think that I would be marrying a cat and a computer animated cat. Take that THE LAW!)
7) Blow a raisin out of my nose while thinking about a Monty Python sketch. (The self defense against fresh fruit sketch.) �Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes
after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit...�
8) Decide in the middle of the night that it is the perfect time for a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
9) Write an entry like this.
