All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Husband: Where did that come from?
Me: It invaded and set up a big city and now other zits are moving out of the crowded city into the suburbs and making their own zit communities.
Oh so now American Idol is some sort of American institution of Super Bowl porportions but really starting it with the Star Spangled Banner? Are y'all kidding me? Really??
And fuck me if Jasmine Trias didn't butcher Midnight Train to Georgia so bad that Gladys Knight wanted to fly right out and fucking bitch slap the girl.
OH MY GOD!!!! DA FONZ IS IN DA HIZZOUSE!!!!
"If you are wearing a pacemaker, you might want to leave the room for this..." -Ryan Seacrest
HAAAAAHAAAAAA, Ryan......NO. Seriously, NO YOU DIDN'T!
Randy to Simon: You, Simon, dawg, showing that much chest went out in like 1978, dawg. And where your bling, dawg? I feel your outfit was just a safe outfit, dawg. You could have come out and wowed me but I wasn't feelin' it, dawg.
(Randy said that to Simon on the secret microphone that only I can hear.)
"If you ain't here, you ain't nowhere."-Randy Jackson
(that one he really said)
