Fargahar says:
Shake yo' ass
Fargahar says:
watch yo' self
I-Man says:
Ok
I-Man says:
*Shakes ass and watches self*
Fargahar says:
yeah right....
Fargahar says:
*sits in chair types that out*
I-Man says:
What? Are you calling me a liar?
Fargahar says:
yes
I-Man says:
Bitch. Ok fine.
Fargahar says:
"Grommit's Milkshake brings all the puggies to the yard..."
Fargahar says:
He is way cuter than the Advair pug, the Advantage pug and that other pug in commercials who are all played by the same ugly pug
Fargahar says:
if only he was more obedient and didn't insist on making everyone touch his penis like some oversexed pedophile
I-Man says:
Like I said, you should pimp him out to TV and make us some money.
Fargahar says:
I could totally be a ShowBiz Parent.....
I-Man says:
How can a dog be a pedophile??
Fargahar says:
Grommit would totally be a diva too
Fargahar says:
Everything has pedophile, creepy molester or creepy in an oompa loompa sort of way potential
Fargahar says:
especially in my world
Fargahar says:
Grommit's Diva Demands:
I-Man says:
What world do you live in exactly?
Fargahar says:
1) Will only drink Evian from a crystal goblet
Fargahar says:
2) will only eat perfectly shapped Mr. Puglsy bones with .33 oz of caviar perfectly placed on the center of each one
Fargahar says:
3) must have a feather boa in every color available at his immediate disposal at all times
I-Man says:
How/Why do you even think of this stuff? Seriously...
Fargahar says:
4) Must have personal umbrella holder ala P. Diddy to shade his fur from the damaging rays of the sun
Fargahar says:
5) Must have a personal penis massager on staff at all times
Fargahar says:
6) must have some pug hoe bitches to hump in ever city. (and some man whore pug bitches for when his bisexual tendencies are in full force)
I-Man says:
Ok enough about doggie penis.
Fargahar says:
Whatever....I have to go eat some food because after 9:00 tonight food will no longer taste good and the world as we know it will cease to exist
I-Man says:
Oh, right.
I-Man says:
Better hurry then.
I-Man says:
Guess I won't see you...
I-Man says:
before the end of the world?
Fargahar says:
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU? NOW THAT I'VE BEEN LOVIN' YOU SO LONG? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CARRY ON? WHEN ALL THAT I'VE BEEN LIVIN' FOR IS GONE?"
Fargahar says:
No you won't see me before the end of the world.....
Fargahar says:
bummer.
Fargahar says:
well I better tell you this secret I have been meaning to tell you then.....
Fargahar says:
cause the world is over so I won't be able to take you on Jerry next month.....
I-Man says:
Because ONCE AGAIN volleyball is more important than me.
Fargahar says:
wait not Jerry.....I wanted to take you on Maury.....
Fargahar says:
anyways.....
Fargahar says:
You not the baby daddy.....
Fargahar says:
there are 8 other men who might be the baby daddy....
I-Man says:
8 other men that month??
Fargahar says:
No....eight men that day....
Fargahar says:
it was like 33 men that month
Fargahar says:
but Julio be sayin' that he can't get no woman pregnant.....
I-Man says:
Damn it, that's the THIRD time you fell for that.
I-Man says:
I told you he's a fucking liar.
Fargahar says:
and with the other 25 men I was using them condoms that I got at the dollar store so I am sure they ain't the baby daddy
Fargahar says:
hell I ain't sure I'm the baby momma
I-Man says:
You found the baby in a dumpster and though it was yours?
Fargahar says:
No...I didn't even know I was pregnant...
Fargahar says:
I still had my period and then my stomach hurt alittle and a few hours later I be wakin' up and everyone be tellin me I had a baby
Fargahar says:
I think they lyin