All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
As of yesterday at 6:30 pm we are now the proud owners of this:
Frankly, the old Jeep was getting too dirty and we were paying far too much for a really dirty stinky car. (with some nasty scratches on it from my accidental run in with a garage wall.) So now we have a new car which I am pleased to report we are paying way less on and we hardly put anything down. Everything is once again under warranty and we get free service for the entire time we own the car. I fancy myself a saavy negotiator but I am sure everyone gets that shit. The insurance is exactly the same because it is exactly the same car so this all worked out and we have a new shiny car.
(Which by the way why does buying a car take like 9 fucking hours?? Buying my house took less fucking time...)
My poor husband however, is not handling all this well. See we spent money ysterday. It wasn't much money at all but he pretty much goes into convulsions and has a major case of stress diarrhea any time we spend more than 300 dollars. So when I was plunking down money for a new car and a personal trainer all in one day....I thought he was going to die. Oh yeah..I have to tell you about the personal trainer. I joined a new gym so I get some free personal training. But when I met the guy, his name is Christopher, he convinced me that he could whip my ass into shape by August so I am willing to give him money. Fuck I am willing to give him Stewart or Grommit. (Damn I never thought of using the pugs as payment before..that just might work....) So I will be working out with a personal trainer once a week and then on my own under his unimmediate supervision for the rest of the week. I am serious about no longer being a member of the Fat American Society. (FAC)
Consequently my friend's husband thinks it is mega ultra funny to make names of things into dirty words or the like by changing pronunciation and has began calling Public Domain "Pube-lick Domain" (yeah really original I am sure NOONE has come up with that before!) to irritate me. Maybe a Masked Mofo or a Redheaded Disco the Kid should go kick his ass!!!!!!
