Yesterday I bought a pink straw cowgirl hat. I do not yet know when I am going to wear it but I am sure that it will lead to only good things.

I am going to start calling Charlie, Blanket ala Michael Jackson. Cause its ignorant. It's just ignorant.

Could all of these people with third nipples possibly consider donating one to one of us one nippled persons..?

CT looks much better with short hair. When it was all long and curly he looked hoe-gly.

I am thinking of getting a video camera and starting my own confessional ala the Real World. I mean I am not like on a show or anything but I should be. Maybe someone will put me on a show or give me my own show if I start confessionalizing.

Is there anyone else who thinks it is as funny as I do that I scooped the dog shit into a Taco Bell bag today?

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