All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Then yesterday whilst walking through Nordstrom, the token piano playing Nordstrom worker was playing "That's Amore" and I began dancing around singing "That's on EBay." (Which I am sure is something Saladwhore EBaywhore does all the time when noone is watching.)
But it reminds me of a bit that Ellen DeGeneres does about yoga. She is in the midst of doing yoga, her chakras are aligned, her third eye is focused and her inner chi is silent. When suddenly she feels compelled to sing, "Mama keeps whites clean as the sunlight. Mama's got the magic of Clorox2."
