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Just Another Evening.....

2004-03-28 & 7:52 a.m.


I am housesitting this weekend so the husband and I spend our evenings apart. They go a little something like this:

9:00 pm

Phone Rings

TH: Hello?

Me: Hey, so if there was a riot and people started looting, would you loot too?

TH: Only if I could get away with it and everyone else was doing it sure.

Me: Would you break stuff and burn stuff?

TH: I am not really about the breaking and the burning but I would be all over the looting.

Me: I would break stuff and loot but I am not down with the burning. I would also run around screaming a lot. *Rabble Rabble Rabble* ala South park.

TH: What's up?

Me: Nothing. I just called to get your position on rioting. Thank you.

TH: That is the only reason you called..?

Me: Yeah. Love you. Bye.

TH: Bye.

11:30 pm

Phone Rings

TH: Hello?

Me: Ha ha....are you watching SNL?

TH: No.

Me: Oh well there is the funniest thing....

TH: What?

Me: Huggies Thongs for babies.

TH: What?

Me: Diaper thongs for babies....isn't that funny?

TH: I guess.

Me: Okay buh bye then....

TH: What?

Me: Nothing that is the only reason I called.

TH: Bye.

11:45 pm

Phone rings

TH: Yeah....

Me: I want the PT Cruiser Convertible. It looks cool.

TH: Okay..not really practical with the dogs.

Me: I will get them seatbelts and chain them in.

TH: Whatever. I am going to bed.

Me: Okay....love you. Bye.

TH: Love you too. Bye.



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