All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
About Julie the Mormon: "I think that sucks and I think she sucks."
I love how she continues to wear her "Melissa Will Kill You" t-shirt.
Coral is my girl.
From Melissa's Blog:
"Let�s back up to the flak-catching. I�ve been given credit for the ever so adorable Melissa Will Kill You shirt. The emails I�ve gotten about it are really funny and for that I say thank you. You guys are nice. I�ve had people come up to me and say, �Yo dude, that shirt you made Coral wear is funny as hell!� First of all, I don�t know if you know Coral, but nobody MAKES her do anything. As far as she�s concerned all she has to day is stay black and die. Mr. Clark don�t play. As much as I would love to take the credit for a shirt so precious, I can�t. Coral�s the mastermind, but I obviously thought it to be delightful. So Jason, here�s your answer to how that went down. Coral purchased some iron-on letters from the store to make shirts to say hello to her friends and family."
"Now for my shout-out, I didn�t want �Where�s Melissa?� because that�s completely unoriginal and I know damn well where I am. And much like the difficulty of writing your own bio, it�s really hard to come up with something cool that�s about yourself so I became frustrated and said, �I don�t know man, you think of something�. So Coral goes �Melissa will kill you� with a thug unit on her face, kinda like how Jamie Foxx said �New York�ll kill you� when Fancy wanted to move there but he disapproved. Do you know that episode? The last episode ever I think? We laughed. I thought it was clever and when I saw the pink lettering, it just became too cute to deny. I co-signed it right there. Even the crew was rolling when Coral debuted it the second day in Mexico. I mean, if you can�t find the humor in that, you must not have a bellybutton. She�s allowed to express her distaste for someone as she simultaneously says what�s up to me and still play the game. Just because she doesn�t like the girl, doesn�t mean she�s going to immediately try to get her off the team. She�s not me. She�s going to play to her best advantage. Plus, one of Coral�s strategies going in was to keep Whatsherface on the team because everybody�s convinced that she�s a good competitor. For some reason, I�m seeing the letters D and Q. Do yoDu see thQat? Coral�s said a billion times, �As long as you�re getting up those ladders and winning me my money, you can stay�� Coral�s not an asshole. She�s smart and wants to win that cash. And if it means co-existing with someone she despises, so be it."
Okay this is a call to all the Diarylanders....
We need to step this shit up. Diaryland seems to have lost some steam lately. Or at least my buddy list has. I don't know if it is the time of year or what but my buddy list isn't nearly as lit up as it used to be and a few of my buddies have given up on their diaries. This is lame. I mean yeah it is their perogative but still....lame. I am taking it on as my personal mission to revive Diaryland and inject some life back into this shit. What is up in this hizzouse...?
