Step two: Put hair in a pony tail.
Step three: Take off clothes.
Step four: Examine naked body in mirror checking for any blemishes, moles, stretch marks to obsess about. (This process includes spinning around in a circle many times in an attempt to examine my ass.)
Step five: Wash face with The Soap.
Step six: Apply The Mask.
Step seven: Start shower and CD.
Step eight: Stand in warm water for a couple of minutes careful to not wet your face.
Step nine: Begin Exfoliation Process using loofah and Cocoa Butter Body Scrub.
Step ten: Rinse face in warm shower. Splash cold water on face.
Step eleven: Wet hair. Apply Burt's Bees Avocado Hair Treatment.
Step twelve: Shave legs, armpits and "special places" with Venus Razor and Alba Mango Vanilla Shave Lotion.
Step thirteen: Rinse Hair treatment out and wash hair with Pureology Hydrate Shampoo. Rinse and repeat.
Step fourteen: Wash entire body with Victoria's Secret Amber Romance Shower Gel.
Step fifteen: Turn off shower and pat body dry.
Step sixteen: Apply Lancome Venefit Moisturizer to face and apply Lancome Absolue Eye under eyes.
Step seventeen: Shove Q-Tips into ears to absorb excess moisture.
Step eighteen: Massage Body Shop Sesame Body Butterinto all skin except face.
Step nineteen: Spray entire body with Victoria's Secret Amber Romance Body Spray.
Step twenty: Remove Q-tips from ears and put pajamas back on.