I am posting this in your diary because I think it is the only way to get your attention. I have felt neglected lately because you lock me out of the bedroom at night. I really love to come in while you are sleeping and knead your breasts. I would be happier and more loved if you would do something for me. If you would, go to IKEA.com, click on pet products and purchase me this:

I assure you that I will not urinate on it. I will also not chew on it or scratch the crap out of it. I will love it and rub my body all over it. I will do really cute things while I am laying on it that will make you glad that you bought it for me. I will also stop staring at you like I am plotting your ultimate demise. I will also cease all plans of a hostile takeover.

Love,

Tucca

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