1) Dane Cook
2) Jon Stewart
3) Ellen DeGeneres
4) Dave Chappelle
5) David Cross
6) Me..ha ha...no...Lewis Black
7) Dave Attell
8) Paul F. Tompkins
9) Tina Fey
10) Will Ferrell
11) Jack Black
This is my list...(in no particular order.) Entertainment Weekly can kiss my ass.