All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
It must be true love....while showering the other night the husband and I realized we have matching zits.....on our chests of all places.
The other day I was cleaning up and noticed that the Papisan chair smelled like cat urine....MAJOR CAT URINE. So I decided it had to go. Actually, I decided it had to go a long time ago but I was waiting until something happened to it to officially kill it because the husband really loved it for playing video games. So since it died, I decided that we couldn't afford a new chair so I was going to go to some thrift stores and see if I could get a good deal. Not only did I get a good deal...I got 2 good deals. I got a new chair (well slightly used chair) for 30 bucks and I got the husband a really good reclining (but NOT A RECLINER...because I am opposed to those) chair that I am going to reapholster for 17 bucks. I was really exicted. While I was getting ready to load them in the car there were these guys who were like, "Hey little lady, do you need our help lifting those in the car?" I replied with a firm, "No thanks." I loaded them into the car with ease and the men replied,"Oh I guess she could load them in the car without our help." Yeah I guess I could, you mulleted fucktards. Get in your Camaros and go buy some Old Milwaukee and get the fuck out of my face.
The husband is opposing the slipcover of the chair however. I got a red one. I was tired of all the blue and decided the "pop" of some red would be good for the room. I will get some pics one day so I can get y'all's opinion. So coming soon...(hint: 500th entry) Fargahar's Crib.
