When Bubblegum attacks.......
2004-03-05 & 7:38 p.m.
When Bubble gum attacks it ain't pretty. I love chewing bubblegum. (Never in front of people or when I am trying to talk...that is rude. But like when I am driving all by myself or something.) So anyways I am driving along chewing and blowing bubbles like a crazed bubble machine when I blow this huge one that explodes all over my glasses. So the gum is sticking all over my glasses. So here I am Magoo-ing it down the freeway trying to de-gum my glasses. Note to self: Must not chew 4 sticks of gum ala Ace Ventura anymore.
Dear Diet Coke with Lime,
I love you. You are to now be referred to as "my favorite soda".
Love,
Courtney
Dear Diet Coke with Lemon,
I have fallen in love with your cousin and I am dumping you.
Love,
Courtney
Damn all of you cars that might look like policia with your ski racks making me be all paranoid that a cop is following me. Seriously, THAT should be illegal. Doesn't help that I was previously paranoid because while I was driving along, minding the rules of the road, when the fuzz does one of those rapid u-turns they do. The lights and sirens come on and I am convinced they are coming after me. So I pull over and they pass me. Thank you, Jeebus! But after that I made sure to mind my vehicular p's and q's.
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