All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
1) Pubes stuck in the bar of soap
2) When there is lotion left on the tip of the lotion dispenser and it forms this "lotion bugger" that you have to scrape off.
3) That the "retirement community" near my house doesn't let the old people just go outside to smoke, they have to leave the property all together. So whenever I drive by I have to see the old people in their wheelchairs smoking. Now I am not a fan of being around smoking and we all know it is not good for you but I am thinking by the time you reach 80 and you are in the wheelchair, the damage is done. Let the old people smoke. There probably isn't that much in their lives anymore that feels as good as sucking in some carbon monoxide, tar and nicotine, okay?
4) That there are NO mailboxes that pick up mail in a timely fashion ANYWHERE near my house. All of them require at least a 15 minute drive. I would be understanding if I lived in bumblefuck country but I live in the suburbs. The mall and the freeway are closer to my house than a fucking mailbox. This is just wrong.
5) Certain city council and county board members in WA say they would vote in favor of same sex marriages but I happen to live in a state that is one of 38 who have a provision actually in the state constitution that bans gay marriage. See people this is what I have been saying about Washington (state) all along. We like to put on the front that we are all liberal, tree hugging coffee drinkers but in reality when it boils down to it, noone in Washington (state) has the balls to make a fucking move to do the right thing and get rid of that peice of legislature. Drink your coffee, "liberal" assholes! I'm gonna move to Portland!
6) That my Spinal Tap banner didn't do better...are there no Spinal Tap fans in Diaryland...???
