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The pee has a mind of its own right now

2004-02-27 & 1:27 a.m.


I am in a shitload of pain. But there is something that managed to make me feel better. I love both of these movies immensely and am very excited that I will soon get the chance to immerse myself in merchandise.


The bathroom break interval has graduated to every 20 minutes or so now. I am trying to dull the pain with cranberry juice and Queer as Folk. Pug lovin' is also helping. My Pooh Bear was licking my hand like crazy like he knew that I was in pain and he should help me.


This also made me laugh...and I peed a little. Sorry I can't help myself. The pee has a mind of its own right now. It comes out when it wants not when I want. I had a talk with the pee pee but it doesn't want to listen right now. My bladder is a hostile location and the pee feels better being free in the calming waters of the toilet.



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