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I am exhausted. I peed myself. This makes me sad.

2004-02-27 & 6:34 p.m.


Hi. Um...yeah...I have one of those permanent red toilet imprints on my ass. Seriously in the last 24 hours, I cannot remember a point where I wasn't peeing (and I wasn't always on the toilet when this peeing occured.)

But that is not even the whole of what occured today. Let's look back on the events of today....

Picture it 4:00 am, I finally fall asleep and the urge to urinate has subsided momentarily. I woke up at about 9:30 and went to let the dogs out. This is when I notice that one of the pugs I am watching has injured his eye as such that it is pretty much just hanging there out of his head. I rushed him to the vet. The vet referred me to the eye clinic who would see me sometime between 3:30 and 6:00. I would have to come in and wait. But first I had some cat sitting to do. So I catsat until 2:30 and then drove downtown (not really downtown...U-District) to the Animal Eye Clinic and then I sat there waiting for what seemed like forever. Gizmo (or Whizzmo I call him for his ability to urinate EVERYWHERE) is going to be fine but he has to wear one of those satellite dishes on his head. But I think the best part of the day...the crowning glory of the day was when I arrived home. I was holding my urine through rush hour traffic. I made it into the garage but as I was getting out of the car I couldn't hold it anymore. Yes, I peed my pants. And not just a little trickle. I flooded myself. I had to clean the garage floor because it was covered in my urine. I am exhausted. I peed myself. This makes me sad.



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