All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
So...I have a deep bone contusion on my sternum. Yeah let me tell you how fun it is to have that when you have a cold that is in the "chest clogging portion" of its course at the same time as the contusion. Last night the girl next to me in rotation obviously didn't know that OUTSIDE hitter should stay OUTSIDE and kept getting into my space and then running into me. Well the last time she ran into me she had her elbow out and rammed it into my sternum. It knocked the wind out of me and I fell over. I hadn't had the wind knocked out of me in forever. But the funniest thing is when she did it I let out this huge scream saying,"Fuck me...that hurt." I didn't even think about what I was saying. Here I was in the middle of a game yelling,"Fuck me that hurt."
I am not sure if it is because they are in unfamiliar surroundings or what but I don't know how some of my clients live with their dogs. I watch some of the most annoying unhousebroken dogs on this planet. In the last 24 hours, I have cleaned up piss or shit from the same two dogs I am watching 8 times. It is like they are completely unhousetrained. If they don't shape up and shit out (side), I might have to decline watching them in the future because it isn't worth it.
The female pug I am watching totally has a penis and a vagina (yeah I wrote about her a few days ago) and Grommit is definitely turned on by her transsexual hotness. He is walking around with a permanent hard on from trying to hump her all day long. But the funniest thing of all about Grommit is when he humps another dog he makes these little sounds (I call them his "Cum noises") He lets out little whines that get louder the longer he humps. Seriously this dog could probably get a job as a porn star. And I am sure there is some weird sick out there wanting to see some pug porn.
