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I'm The Mary

2004-02-21 & 1:49 p.m.


Picture it, my bathroom, me on the toilet, 10 minutes ago.

TH: *comes into the bathroom* Yes!!!!! I just got the sound card to work on the computer. I just put it into the wrong slot.

Me: That's nice.

TH: What? It's exciting.

Me: Yeah and I am about as excited as I can be while I am sitting on the toilet.


Currently there are 6 pugs sleeping on my couch. Just wanted to share that.


There is a lyric in an Indigo Girls song with "conjure love" in it and I swear EVERY time I hear in my brain "ganja love".


Does anyone else but me absolutely love Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion? My friend Nicole and I watched it obsesively and have a running joke from it. Remember the scene where they are arguing pulled over on the side of the road...? And then they start arguing over who is the "Mary" and who is the "Rhoda"? That is my favorite scene and ever since then Nicole and I argue over who is the Mary and who is the Rhoda. Obviously, I am the Mary and Nicole is the Rhoda.


Let me add that I am entirely sure that the lumpy cellulite in my thighs is entirely composed of whole Cadbury Mini eggs.



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