All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
There were rather interesting people who very much resembled famous people in the airport yesterday. Here is a list of potential celebrity impersonators I saw:
1) Adolf Hitler
2) Macy Gray
3) Charles Nelson Reilley
4) Beyonce
5) Nelly (complete with bandaid and didn't Nelly stop wearing that?)
And...FUCK YOU UNITED!!! YOU ARE NOT THE NUMBER ONE ON TIME AIRLINE! And what is up with you asshat people who bring your huge lardass suitcases on the plane with you? Is the baggage claim really going to hold you up that much? And I thank you immensely for running over my toes with the wheels of your luggage beast in the bathroom. Also...if the flight attendant tells you that your fat ass suitcase isn't going to fit...it is because she knows this. She is not dumb. She works on planes all day long. Give her the suitcase and sit your ass down so I can go home.
