Plastic Covered Furniture
2004-02-09 & 3:40 p.m.
Hey, let's take Grandma to the DMV today so she can get her liscense changed. Let's take Grandma who is so blind she has to sit in a lawn chair 4 inches from the television to the DMV so she can get her DRIVERS liscense....yeah good plan. Let's spend the day at the DMV. (or to Dane Cook fans: Satan's asshole) And the Illinois offices are like a fucking maze of ropes. I expected to get a cheese reward on my way out of there. Fuck man. It was speedy today. I will give you that. At least I can't complain about that.So Grandma is going through that I am going to clean out my house and give people stuff and see what they want when I die phase. She got mad at me because I told her I didn't forsee anyone arguing over the plastic covered furniture. Also the only things people seem to want to leave me are their pets.
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