All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Me: I didn't move it.
Husband: Where does it go? It disappears every 3 days or so. I know you threw it in the sink.
Me: I didn't.
Husband: Yes you did. You're lying.
Me: NO! I swear on my autographed Bea Arthur picture.
Husband: Alright. I guess you aren't lying. Because that is the only way I know you are telling the truth. In a court of law I would instruct them to have you place your hand on that rather than the Bible.
I cleaned the Closet of Doom and I found my Lamb Chop pajamas. Now I know everyone goes on and on about Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Rogers....but I loved Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop growing up. I still do. I have puppets of Lamb Chop, Charlie Horse, and Hush Puppy. I have a Lamb Chop comforter and Lamb Chop pillow. I also have some episodes of Lamb Chop's Play Along on tape. (I am so cool!!!!!) "Yeah it's Lamb Chops Play Along where kids come to play along and fun things are all we ever do. Yeah its Lamb Chops Play Along come join the kids and play along we've got a lot of fun stuff for you. Bounce your bottom in your chair, bounce it here, bounce it there, and with tender love and care bounce it bounce it everywhere, bounce it fast, bounce it slow, bounce it high, bounce it low. Sing while we play along..." See now I am even as Golfwidow would say, "Quooler".
