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WANTED:

2004-01-30 & 3:24 p.m.


WANTED:

a hit man/woman/transgender/little person/handicapable person/ninja squirrel in the Florida area or willing to travel to the Florida area. need discreet manner of diposing of a college student. Will pay in the form of a life time supply of Funions and Ringdings. All interested parties must provide references and have 4 years of experience or 50 successful jobs. All interested parties can call 1-KIL-PIZ-AGRL (1-545-749-2475) or email [email protected].


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